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Jake Gyllenhaal Was On Man v. Wild and I Got A Little Silly.
So last night, Jake Gyllenhaal was on Man v. Wild. To say that I was thrilled and a little giddy would probably only cover about 1/10th of what I was feelings. My inner 13 year old was all over this....
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I Make Bad Television Watching Decisions.
I shouldn’t be allowed to watch TV after 8pm. I make terrible TV decisions at night. Instead of watching reality TV like normal people, I get completely sucked into terrifying movies and never-ending...
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You’re Going To Want To Thank Me……
You guys, something extraordinary happened to me a few weeks ago. Something that has vastly improved my life. That something is a television show called “Call of the Wildman”. A few friends of mine...
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Muppet Survivor
The other day I was thinking to myself “Self, I wonder who would be the winner of Muppet Survivor?” And ever since the thought entered my mind, I have been watching imaginary Muppet Survivor in my...
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The Even Newer And More Un-Official Saved By The Bell.
Since 1994 their has been something missing in my life. Something I once cherished above all other things. Something that needs to re-launched. That something is Saved By The Bell. Basically, every...
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Episode 2 of Saved By The Bell: Fully Loaded And Super New and BOOM
Title: A.C. Slater’s Strange Addiction Synopsis: Something strange is going on with Slater. He and Jessie are having relationship problems, but Jessie can’t figure out why. Slater is becoming more and...
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Episode 3 of Saved By The Bell: Fully Loaded and Super New and BOOM.
Title: Lisa Eats Somebody. Synopsis: Lately, Lisa Turtle has been coming to school late, not doing her homework, avoiding her friends, and worst of all- wearing clothes that are totally out of style....
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I’m D-List Celebrity Adjacent.
Last Thursday, I stopped by one of my favorite Austin eateries, Snap Kitchen, for a quick (and healthy!) bite of lunch. I picked up a salad (spinach and goat cheese, if you’re nosy) and paid the clerk...
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A Letter To His Excellency Lorne Michaels.
Your Excellency, It has become public knowledge that the current anchor of Weekend Update, Seth Meyers, will be leaving your beautious kingdom of Saturday Night Live to pursue his fortunes in other and...
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Here Is A Thought On A Friday
This isn’t so much my thought as it is a verbal exchange from The Simpson’s episode “Four Great Women and a Manicure”, which for the record, is one of my favorite Simpson’s episodes of all time even...
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